NPR Accidentally Offers Solution To Alien Hybrid Question

NPR Accidentally Offers Solution To Alien Hybrid Question

by Guest Blogger,
Tyler Kokjohn, PhD.

Knob swab

Proof of alien contact is just a cotton swab away.

A story aired today on National Public Radio (http://www.npr.org/2016/01/06/462114359/dna-testing-provides-short-cut-to-trace-family-history) may have provided a 79 buck answer to the million dollar question as to whether alien hybrids walk among us today.  And the cool thing is that an Ancestry.com (http://dna.ancestry.com/) special sale offer coincides with the upcoming 2016 International UFO Congress (http://ufocongress.com/) featuring legendary researchers David Jacobs and Barbara Lamb, both of whom have claimed knowledge concerning the whereabouts of hybrids.  Perhaps this is the golden opportunity to test some hybrid DNA and see if they are or are not unique.  Instead of inducing a hypnotized subject to send their underwear or working up the nerve to swab the doorknob of a hybrid (or hubrid)-infested apartment and then figuring out how to test the samples, the Ancestry.com alternative seems pretty simple; the subject spits into a tube and mails it to the laboratory.

Maybe if the august alien abduction investigators are too busy prepping for their lectures, a hybrid or breeder will take it upon themselves to get this task done.

We can sort out the Nobel Prizes later.

 


 

Disclosure – The author has no financial or professional affiliation with Ancestry.com.

Are Martians Troma Film Fans?

Listening to this interview on Coast To Coast AM with guest John Brandenburg, just to hear Jack Brewer’s debut. I’ve found a likely candidate for the object of John’s fascination–what he claims is a NASA photo of a Maya/Aztec/Whatever statue head on Mars.

Really? This is on Mars? Really?!

Mystery solved, it’s most likely… The Toxic Avenger.