Oh Yeah, How Could I Have Forgotten To Tell You?

Aloha, Gang:

I am to tell you this and I am to tell you it is on sale for $2.99 on Kindle in the U.S! Also, I am working on a new book that will give aliens the Urgency. treatment, meaning that it will be a straight-forward book with some humor and no swears.

If you like a bit of crazy, dark fun with your depth, however, I Am To Tell You This And I Am To Tell You It Is Fiction will scratch that itch–and it’s on sale for a very limited time! Run, fingers, run!


.74 Pounds Kindle Sale In The UK! 2 Great Books!

A reader in Australia asked me if my Kindle ebook sale was available in his country. Turns out, no. But thanks to his asking, I found I was able to do one in the UK! Yeah! Turn that frown upside down! (Except you, Australia, you’re still not getting the sale, so… you know… but the UK thanks you.)

For a very limited time–a few days–the cult classic, I Know Why The Aliens Don’t Land! and its powerful sequel gone awry, I Am To Tell You This And I Am To Tell You It Is Fiction, are .99 cents each, which the Google conversion thingy tells me is .74 pounds!

A mere .74 pounds! I think that’s what my wife weighs!

Act now. I’ll help. Here’s links. Thank you all.



Massive Kindle Sale for Cyber Monday!

Aloha, Gang!

Beginning this Monday, and extending through the week, I have 2 Kindle-edition books going on sale and 2 that I am giving away for free!


I Am To Tell You This And I Am To Tell You It Is Fiction

I Know Why The Aliens Don’t Land!

(The earlier you get them the better. They start off dirt cheap and rise in price over 7 days.)


The Story of Toe: A Love Story for Everyone

Free Space: The Real Life Story of a Bingo Queen

Check out my Amazon Page when they go on sale:


Happy Holidays!