I’ve had quite a few wild insights in recent years that I’ve held back from the public. Now I know why. This is it. This is the moment to share everything. I’ll be talking in more detail about this soon. For now, please watch the video and then, if you would, answer the one-question poll below it.
Aloha, fellow travelers or what have you. This not-so-super Tuesday, Tim Binnall and I reunite for a special live Election Night Edition of The Good Parade. In honor of that–and to the great relief of everyone on Facebook–I will not be posting anything of a political nature until then. But then the gloves come off. If you’re an international listener or just someone who doesn’t follow American politics, I will explain to you how this happened. Trump. Hillary. The history of everything according to me. It only seems confusing now because we’re a nation of selfish dummies and cowards. (Yes, you too, liberals.)
So that, plus comedy. In fact, mostly comedy because what’s the end of society as we know it without laughter?
Oh, it’s a call-in show, too. Trump voters, please: Do us a favor and shoot yourselves–I mean call in. Won’t you please call in? Thank you.
Here comes the link that will go live at 8:30pm (EST) on said date. Hope to see you there, hurt your feelings, and sever our ties for good. Nay… for The Good Parade.
Aloha, my hordes of followers. Or friends. Or whatever. This week is a great one if you’re as big a fan of me as I am. For listeners of The Experience, we’ll be wrapping up our 4-part odyssey with the enigma known as “Ian.” For the much-neglected/never-forgotten Paratopia Oculus listeners, episode ten is on its way. Aaaaand for lovers of basic cable, I’ll be on The Chris Gethard Show Wednesday at 10pm (EST) on the Fusion Network.
No, he doesn’t pronounce it as it’s spelled. Yes, I’m probably on the cutting room floor. I kinda… you know… trashed the first guest. And didn’t really want to talk about my experiences, which is what they were looking for. And I think my Skype feed ate it a couple of times. I’m just warning you in case you tune in and I’m not there. It wasn’t the Men In Black. It was my self-righteousness coupled with Aloha Broadband. That admitted, there have been no indications that I won’t be on–okay, really? I’m mentally preparing myself so that I don’t have to cry myself to sleep Wednesday. Again. Barring that, I will have a youtube feed of the segment to share with you all later this week.
PS: Expect a huge announcement really, really soon right here. All I’ll say now is, save your pennies. You’re going to want to be on a certain live volcano on a certain big island in certain early November.