Hey, Gang:
I’ve decided to stop selling my first book, I Know Why The Aliens Don’t Land! as well as my first DVD, No One’s Watching: An Alien Abductee’s Story through Amazon and Barnes & Noble. It’s simply not cost-effective anymore. I’ll still be selling Urgency. through any and all outlets who will have it, so no worries there.
The upside is, every copy I sell through here will be autographed with a personalized message just for you! (Warning: personalized message may include hand turkeys. Do not take personalized message too seriously.)
The cost of the glorious autographed softcover book is a paltry $15.00 plus shipping. The movie is $10.00 plus shipping. If you live in the U.S. shipping is, like, 3 or 4 dollars. If you live anywhere else it’s more. Too much more, if you ask me.
Thanks for considering. I know you’ll enjoy them provided you have a sense of wonder and a sense of humor. Specifically, mine. So I’ll enjoy them for sure but I’m not so sure about you. Give ’em a chance anyway. They can’t be any worse than the “normal” ufologogical shitfest you’ve probably dropped a few bucks on in the past.
And with an ad like that how can you say no? Don’t say no. Say Paypal or P.O. Box.
JayVay 