Where Have I Been? (A Photographic Journey)

One day, you woke up and wondered, Where the heck did Jeremy go? Good question, you.

I moved to a hallway in 2001: A Space Odyssey.

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I lost internet. They didn’t have high-speed internet back then. But I worked it out and now I’m back. With roommates! 2 women who want to have a Mad Hatter Tea Party soon. Here are the hats they’re making.

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One of them is for me! Yup, I’m finally coming out of the closet.


If you zoom in on the ad posting to the right and squint, comedy ensues. Too perfect.

Just kidding.

(Serve Satan!)



My first roommate is Yertle Turtalicus. She lives in the yard. She eats leafy greens. She’s quieter than roosters. I love Yertle.


The second is Chamone, the Jackson Chameleon. She stands guard at the wall.


Say Hi, Chamone….



They both make fun of chickens because while evolution hasn’t been good to any of them, T-Rex sure went to shit. At least a turtle and a lizard are miniature dinosaurs. Heck, Chamone was once a triceratops. At least that’s what she says when she’s drunk and surly.

But a chicken? A chicken?! … Goofy, sweet, and afraid of everything. They are the nerds of the animal kingdom. Oh, how the mighty have fallen. I wonder what humans will become when we shrink? Let’s just hope that whichever species rises next doesn’t need signs like these about us at their garbage dump:


Whelp, that’s it for now! I’ve got to get back to writing “meaningful” things that only I understand and trolls make fun of.

Bye for now!





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