If you pay me $30 or more AND include your shipping address in the Paypal field provided, I will send you an autographed paperback of Urgency. OR I Know Why The Aliens Don’t Land!, AND the No One’s Watching DVD. Have a preference? Let me know. (If you’re sending a check or money order through the mail, drop me a note requesting, nay, demanding one of the above books with your DVD. Perfume it. Mmm… Daddy likey.)
If you live in the U.S. I’ll ship you the above chosen items for free. Anywhere else and it’ll cost you the price of postage. See? It pays YOU to donate. In Russia. (I heard that every time someone uses that reference Yakov Smirnoff makes one penny. Although now that I think of it, if you live in Russia you’re paying the postage so it’s even less accurate than a Yakov joke.)
Enough Talk. Jer, How Can I Give My Money To Aid And Abet Your Life?
Donate to The Jer through de Paypal:
Donate to The Jer through the good ol’ fashioned postal system:
79-7460 Mamalahoa Hwy. – Box 204
Kainaliu, HI 96750
You won’t get a tax break from this… but you may just help fund the first UFO Conference ever held at the Aloha Theatre on The Big Island of Hawaii! Or maybe some of that cheese will end up on the production side of a Paratopia/Philippe Mora collaboration! Likely, though, you’ll buy me some sweet onion flavored chips to go with my avocado dip. You really should try it–it’s delicious.